—Land 19,231 sq.km
—Water 438 sq.km (more post-revolution)
REPUBLIC OF NEW JERSEY SOCIOGEOLOGICAL FACTSHEET
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| GREAT SEAL | NATIONAL FLAG |
| OFFICIAL NAME | The Republic of New Jersey |
| COLLOQUIAL NAMES | New Jersey, The Republic, Steve |
| MOTTO | "Futuete Milites" |
| CAPITAL | Red Bank |
| LARGEST CITY | Newark |
| PRESIDENT | prime-minister |
| OFFICIAL LANGUAGE | English (modified, e.g. "ain't" is acceptable in the first person singular. What else are you gonna say? "Amn't?") |
| AREA | 22,608 square kilometers —Land 19,231 sq.km —Water 438 sq.km (more post-revolution) |
| POPULATION | 8,414,350 (less post-revolution) |
| GOVERNMENT | Transfederal Demarchic Republic |
| DEBATE STYLE | "Questions for the Prime-Minister," late night on C-SPAN |
| NATIONAL TREE | Red Oak, apparently |
| NATIONAL RUMINANT | Cow |
| NATIONAL FISH | Lobster Stuffed Flounder |
| NATIONAL BIRD | Dragon! |
| NATIONAL ANTHEM | Shostakovich's Seventh Symphony (the whole thing) |
| NATIONAL PSYCHOTROPIC DRUG | Sweet Lady Maryjane |
| THE ONLY PUNISHMENT | Deportation |
| CAMDEN | The United States can have it |